![]() ![]() Gay people think that song is about coming out. When the True Colors tour stopped in Dallas this summer, you left everyone in stitches. I need to get one of those touch lamps that you seen advertised on late-night TV. I should call my contractor and have him put a light in there or something. Kelly brandishing a beretta writing hip-hopera lyrics in your closet? (Laughs) Oh, lord. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen while standing in your closet? (Laughs) So no baggage - I needed to be able to run because of that scary Y2K thing. Jesus, that was 1998-99? I didn’t want to carry any baggage into the new millennium. What year did you get liberated? Oh, lord. Well, how was the divorce? It worked out for me. I got a bachelor of science degree in marketing. I must have gotten distracted because you claim to have graduated from college with a science major and a marketing major. Even when I was married, I don’t think I went on a romantic date. Wanda, when was the last time you went out on a romantic date with a dude? Sweet Jesus, when was that? Maybe the Nixon administration? Actually, I cannot remember. Maybe Heather and Mary Cheney could lead the parade, and they could get George to join in? There you go. And make sure the route stops in front of his new house. I was going to ask you for advice: When George and Laura move to here, how should gay Dallasites recognize the auspicious event? It should be gay Pride every day in Dallas. And after this interview, I want your loyal gay fans knifing each other in the back to get tickets to your Dallas show. By “girlfriend,” do you mean your sexual, romantic partner? Why are you all up in my business like that?īecause your Dallas concert is on the same campus where George Bush will have his presidential library. On the Ellen show, you talked about going snowboarding with your girlfriend. I love toast.ĭo you burn the raisin bread? You have to keep an eye on that because if you let the toast in too long, the raisins burn on you. What kind is it? It can do four slices at one time. When can we send Wanda Sykes a toaster? I got my own toaster. Yeah, like when Ellen finally came out on TV, Melissa Etheridge … Oh, yeah. She acknowledged that she’s dating Samantha Ronson. ”ĭid you hear? Last night, Lindsay Lohan came out of the closet. “Jay, I’m a feminist, but that woman’s crazy - gun totin’, shooting carabao. Sykes couldn’t possibly get angry over a few funny and intrusive questions about her sexual identity.įUNNY GIRL: On Tuesday, Sykes appeared on “The Tonight Show” where Leno asked her feminist opinion on Sarah Palin. She certainly makes gaydar needles bounce, but Sykes has never made a huge “coming out” announcement.īefore our interview, I listened to Skyes’ hilarious “Crank Yankers” prank calls: I loved the one where she informs an unsuspecting housewife about her husband’s butt-plug order.Īnd there was my hook. In fact, Dallas Voice recently had to print a retraction because we once described Jett as “queer.” I know Jett has never revealed whether or not she’s lesbian. What an incredible week: On Sunday, Dallas celebrated 25 years of Pride on Monday night, Lindsay Lohan confirmed that she’s dating Samantha Ronson and on Tuesday afternoon, Clay Aiken announced he’s an openly gay dad.Įarlier on Tuesday afternoon, comedian Wanda Sykes called the Dallas Voice offices to herald her Friday night gig at Southern Methodist University’s McFarlin Auditorium.Įarlier this summer, Sykes stopped in Dallas on the True Colors tour. And she says Obama needs to get with the program on same-sex marriage World’s funniest comedian wants Dallas’ Pride parade to stop in front of George and Laura’s new home. ![]() SHINING THROUGH: On Sunday, June 22, Wanda Sykes performed in Big D at the Center for the True Colors 2008 tour.
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